Telling the whole world about your pregnancy can make you nervous, excited, and ecstatic. And since everyone will see the social media announcement, you probably want the text accompanying your sonogram or photo to be 100% perfect. These clever, witty pregnancy announcement captions will make your Facebook and Instagram posts stand out!
Many work well for single moms and unexpected pregnancies. And if you already know if you’re having a baby girl or a baby boy, it’s easy to modify a lot of these to include that information as well. Click one of the links below to jump to a set of captions!
The best is yet to come. Baby [last name] arriving [due date]!
Nauseous. Tired. Scared. Thrilled. Pregnant.
Our family is expanding by two feet!
The only roller coaster I’ll be riding for a while is this pregnancy!
The butterflies [partner’s name] gave me have turned into tiny feet.
My next interior design project is the nursery.
Two tiny hands, two small feet, a sweet little baby we can’t wait to meet.
I don’t know who you’ll be, but I know you’ll be my everything.
First Pregnancy Announcement Captions
The One Where We Become Parents.
…and then there were three.
Trading in my purse for a diaper bag soon!
Player 3 has entered the game.
Pregnancy Announcement Captions for 2nd or 3rd Baby
Note: These captions are also appropriate if using a photo with your dog for your first pregnancy announcement!
Only Oldest child.
[First child’s name] is proud to announce that he/she has been promoted to Big Brother/Sister!
I’m so cute, my parents decided to give me a sibling.
This is [first child’s name]’s last photo with Santa/Easter Bunny as an only child. Next year, everything will be different!
What’s one more?
Remix dropping [due date].
One is great, two is fun, why not add another one? Baby #3 due [due date].
No, really, this is the last one. Probably. Maybe?
Officially outnumbered.
Captions for Announcing Multiples
Eating for two three!
1 + 1 = 4! We’re expecting twins [due date]!
Double trouble.
We’re just as shocked as you to find out that we’re having TWO!
Miracles come in pairs.
I’ll have to cut back on new pairs of shoes because we’re expecting a pair of babies!
We’re as excited as can be to finally announce we’re having THREE!
Pregnancy Announcement Captions for a Rainbow Baby
There’s only one more bump in the road on our journey to parenthood… and it’s in my belly!
Our season of waiting is finally changing over to the season of expecting.
Life finds a way.
After every storm comes a rainbow.
Themed Pregnancy Announcement Captions
I love a good theme whenever possible.
That’s why I’ve come up with pregnancy announcement captions to suit every season and major holiday!
Winter
Winter is fun. Spring is rad. Summer’s the first time we’ll be Mom and Dad!
Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow… my bump, that is!
Spring
Spring is in the air, and we have big, big news to share… We’re expecting!
Have you heard the buzz? Our honey is due [due date].
Flowers aren’t the only thing blooming right now!
The spring rains have finally brought us our rainbow baby.
Summer
Adding s’more love to our family soon.
Lesson learned: don’t eat watermelon seeds.
Super glad I’m only in my second trimester in this heat.
Fall
Adding a new little pumpkin to our patch!
Oh my gourd! Baby [last name] due [due date].
The leaves are turning, and so is my stomach. I love all of it!
New Year’s
My New Year’s resolution is to give up caffeine, alcohol, and sushi… Well, at least until the baby’s born!
At least next year we’ll have a new tax deduction.
This year we’ll be popping bottles of a different kind…
New year, new baby!
And now the real countdown begins.
Valentine’s
Roses are red, violets are blue. On [due date], our baby is due!
I’m happy to say that the true love of my life is on their way.
Don’t judge me if I eat all the chocolates he gave me by the end of the night.
St. Patrick’s
Feeling extra lucky this year.
We see two feet at the end of the rainbow.
Our lucky charm is due [due date]!
Easter
The Easter Bunny came through this year. We’re egg-specting!
Peep the new member of our family on the way.
Some-bunny new is joining our family by Christmas!
Mother’s Day
I’m celebrating myself this Mother’s Day because I’m due [due date]!
Happy Mother’s Day to ALL the moms, both those who’ve been in the game for a while and those who are expecting… like me!
Mother’s Day hits differently this year because I know that next time, I’ll have my baby in my arms.
Fourth of July
This year I’m red, white, and due!
Stars, stripes, and sleepless nights.
The birth of America was cool and all, but my baby’s birth is gonna be lit.
Halloween
No tricks, just one sweet treat coming our way.
Something special is brewing.
We’ve created a monster!
I smell a child…
Thanksgiving
I didn’t make a turkey this year, but I’ve got a bun in the oven!
Feeling extra thankful this year.
Literally eating for two this Thanksgiving!
Christmas
We’re getting the best present ever.
The more, the merrier!
Next year, our silent nights are coming to an end.
Santa’s not the only one coming to town!
Do not open until [due date]!
Your Birthday
Turning [age] has been fun, but the only birthday I’m excited about right now is the one coming [due date]!
[Age] marks the birthday before the biggest adventure of my life begins.
Creative Quotes for Announcing Pregnancy
“We solemnly swear that we’ve been up to no good.” (from Harry Potter)
“A baby fills a place in your heart you never knew was empty.”
“If I am thinking correctly,” said Pooh, “a new baby is probably, undoubtedly, the grandest gift that could ever be.” (Planning a Pooh-themed baby shower? I’ve got great ideas!)
“We’re going to need a bigger boat.” (from Jaws)
“Oops, I did it again.” – Britney Spears
“I like big BUMPS and I cannot lie!” – Sir Mix-a-Lot, probably
“Everything grows rounder and wider and weirder, and I sit here in the middle of it all and wonder who in the world you will turn out to be.” – Carrie Fisher
“You are the closest I will ever come to magic.” – Suzanne Finnamore
Funny & Cute Pregnancy Announcement Captions
[Partner’s name] and I BOTH just got big promotions… to Mom and Dad!
I’m in love with someone else, and I haven’t even met them yet. It’s our baby!
We decided we were tired of sleeping in and doing whatever we wanted.
Next pregnancy, I want to be the dad.
I can’t keep my plants alive, but I’ve got a good feeling about this one.
You can stop asking now.
Love makes the belly go round.
Riddle time: I’m small, but I take up a lot of room. I’m free to make but expensive to keep. I stand out, but you can’t see me. What am I? A new baby coming [due date]!
Bay.. bee.. SHARK due due, due due due [due date]!
It’s all fun and games until someone gets pregnant.
We did NOT expect “Netflix and Chill” to lead to this!
Michelle is a two-time veteran mom of over nine years with a passion for family life, celebrations, food, and holidays. Read more about her experience in motherhood.
